You have actually very fleeting years as this so called 'kid'. Then foof, you are irrelevant. And here are all these younger folks coming down the hopper where you once stood being told they matter. Just like you used to. My teacher referred to this in class as 'the unforgivable crime of aging'.
So it was a place from 'Another Dirty Room' but with sky high charges and fees aplenty. I mean it's a given it would be a cash grab but you'd think it would be slightly less... Well, sleazy. Say what you want about Disney but normally they at least try and be a little better than this Simpsons joke come to life.