What's with cats and crazy people?
you don't speak for us
the line that says it all:
"it all started when [cat lady's] kids left home"
I'm guessing her husband, Bill, has his own seat down at the bar now.
Holy shit, projecting much?
"Tessa has dreams. She would like to meet Tiger Woods, and David Duval. She would love to have a meal with Opra Winfrey, and she would like to be a movie star..."
Sure. "Tessa" would.
This is the way I freak you out, freak you out, freak you out.
That's a siamese, not a tabby, you idiot voiceover guy.
|Ahriman the Creepy Lurker |
I wanted to hear what the husband thinks about all this, if he's still capable of thought.
Holy shit. Every time you think you've sen the craziest thing in the world, a long comes a fucking cat lady to make you reevaluate your whole stinking life.
Stupid black lady, you can't take that cat to korea, she's as good as dead. And what teh fuck? only a spoon will do for ice cream, huh announcer?! TOO BAD THE CATS USING A FUCKING FORK. GG SCI FI CHANNEL GG
|Caminante Nocturno |
So, couldn't have any kids, huh?
|bang to buck ratio |
That's a spork. Either way, nature weeps.
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