Fucking hell I want one.

+1 star for "Jun 'Bug Starski' Ohki." +4 stars for everything else.

what the hell

Nobody beats the Biz! Join him or die. Can you do any less?

Oh snap!

My mind is blown and now I want one. Another +5 for this commercial for producing a mental image of kids using the doll's hand to pick their noses for them

Biz Markie sends beats to the land of wind and ghosts!

I hadn't realized that the commercial had actually started until the toy showed up. This deserves 5 stars just for that.

i just caught the vapors

"Now with booger pickin' finger!"

Does it come in that cereal box? Because if it does, I must now do everything in my power to get one.

Only a thousand of these dolls available??

Like the short lived Banzai! show and American Iron Chef, this seems like an American-born poor imitating of Japanese wackiness.

If it's actually from Japan, I'm disappointed in you guys.