Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

just say yo

devil stixx or gtfo

So there's a ring that lives on the outside of the ball that you hold on to? got it.

One of the worst boxes I've ever seen. "Magic" is not the same as "will look like magic after 1,000 hours of practice."

":Might drop on the floor a few times"?? LoL like once a second for the first 10 hours.

The reason they talk about "hot spots" in the beginning, contact juggling balls are potent magnifying glasses and I know a guy who had one roll out of it's sack, across the back seat of his car and almost immediately melted a smoking hole in the fabric.

Well we are on the topic. This is probably one of the best Onion articles and really hits close to home for folks I know: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=133721

5 stars for evil

bookmarking in case I find a fushigi at Goodwill

This was like 2010 or somethng.

I don't think you'd be able to impress anyone with it. You'd go about 5 seconds and someone would slap that shit out of your hand.