If I go to yard sales and I don't see any video game stuff out, then I know the family has no sons. The only girls who play video games are girls with brothers.
The Nintendo Campus Challenge is the type of exciting, all-American action that only Hiroshi Yamauchi and his Kyoto-based electronics amusement company can provide!
Remember our official motto: "No Longer Do We Merely Sell Hanafuda Cards and Woodprints of Women Being Violated by Slugs!"