I excitedly await all the new Hot Topic Pokemon gear. Nightmares for everyone!

Also screw these guys. If they could get RR (ugh), they could've probably just gotten DeVito.

So when Hollywood (somehow) manages to ruin *even more* what was total crap from my childhood Eg. Transformers, it feels bad, it feels like they have committed a great wrong.
But now that they're ruining other peoples childhood crap, I feel nothing :)

There's a specific storyline that's associated with the Pokemon franchise and this isn't it. This really feels like someone took a spec script that had been sitting around the studio for several years and shoved Pikachu into the sidekick role. You could probably have stuck any one of dozens of other cartoon characters in there without changing much, but Warner Bros. paid good money for the Pokemon license, and the Officer Daffy Duck script was just sitting there, after all.

At least they put special care into making the Pokemon look hideous.

Is it just me or does this look like one of the scary meme pikachus?

I hope this is "Scooby Doo" stupid and not "Scooby Doo 2" stupid.

Well society is going to end in 20 years anyway so why not?

pls kill me

Interior of Chief Sherles' office. Sherles and Detective Pikachu confront each other.

"You Thunder-Shocked two of Mendoza's bodyguards and sent them to the hospital. That's not how we do things in this department. You're a loose cannon, Pikachu!"

"Pika pika! Pika pika!"*

*Fuck you, Chief, Mendoza is a major dealer in the Rare Candy trade. You don't like my methods, but I get results.

I've always wanted to see an episode of SVU where the main cast is replaced with Pokemon, and none of them talk a human language.

Not surprising people on Tumblr and elsewhere are already posting about how sexy they find certain Pokemon in this trailer.