For the brother and sister that just got done fucking and then disguising the brother as her gay BFF.

I have to assume that whoever translated the jingle from Dutch to English didn't actually speak either language.

Back in the early nineties, when Penn Gilette was doing all the voiceovers, Joel was still trapped in space, and the schedule was supplemented with several hours of SHORT ATTENTION SPAN THEATER, Comedy Central literally ran these ads every fifteen minutes.

You're really blond and it's true
People look up to you
When you eat mints whenever the hell you want to.
Youth is better in every situation!
Youth is better, old is stupid!

My strangest memory of this song came when I was browsing on POE-red and stile project at the same time. One site had a video of some lame mentos parody but it was in the background and didn't know it had started, instead I was treated to the Mentos song while a ball-busting video showed up, culminating in kicks to the groin that just happened to line up with the original music.

I hurt from laughing so hard and that's when I fell in love with the wonderful horror of the internet.

Man, Europe was such a magical place before the EU.