Man, he sounds exactly like Will Sasso.

It comes in handy in the right situation, but good luck finding a decent resteruant that accepts Ninja Express.

you tell seagal is so pissed when the guy asked what he means exactly and he can't think of a good answer

I'm finding it harder and harder to remember a time when he was considered a good actor.

Better slap fight and a guy impaled on a bulldozer! This IS the best Seagal scene!

Ok, it's a good show of actual Seagalian pseudo-Aikido, but lacks an enlightening phrase to end all man-violence at the end of the scene. Also, "black Russian?" That's totally stolen from 48 Hours. I still think mine is better.

Which one of them is smooth jazz?

Now that's what I call having razor sharp reflexes. A ha ha ha ha ha ha.

just shoot him just shoot him just shoot him just shoot him just shoot him just shoot him just shoot him goddammit just shoot him

Should be Keenan Ivory Wayans's worst scene.

Did all the guns disappear when he cut a few people?