Xenocide It comes in handy in the right situation, but good luck finding a decent resteruant that accepts Ninja Express.
mysterycar you tell seagal is so pissed when the guy asked what he means exactly and he can't think of a good answer
Caminante Nocturno I'm finding it harder and harder to remember a time when he was considered a good actor.
drcrypt Probably circa 1983 in his breakout performance as Falstaff in Henry IV Part I at the Globe.
Camonk Better slap fight and a guy impaled on a bulldozer! This IS the best Seagal scene!
baleen Ok, it's a good show of actual Seagalian pseudo-Aikido, but lacks an enlightening phrase to end all man-violence at the end of the scene. Also, "black Russian?" That's totally stolen from 48 Hours. I still think mine is better.