Hooker - 2007-05-27 Man, he sounds exactly like Will Sasso.
Xenocide - 2007-05-27 It comes in handy in the right situation, but good luck finding a decent resteruant that accepts Ninja Express.
mysterycar - 2007-05-27 you tell seagal is so pissed when the guy asked what he means exactly and he can't think of a good answer
Caminante Nocturno - 2007-05-27 I'm finding it harder and harder to remember a time when he was considered a good actor.
drcrypt - 2007-05-27 Probably circa 1983 in his breakout performance as Falstaff in Henry IV Part I at the Globe.
Camonk - 2007-05-27 Better slap fight and a guy impaled on a bulldozer! This IS the best Seagal scene!
baleen - 2007-05-27 Ok, it's a good show of actual Seagalian pseudo-Aikido, but lacks an enlightening phrase to end all man-violence at the end of the scene. Also, "black Russian?" That's totally stolen from 48 Hours. I still think mine is better.
fluffy - 2007-05-27 Which one of them is smooth jazz?