MurgatroidMendelbaum - 2019-01-04 He buttered his spam.
THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE.
Also, everyone knows you gotta shave it razor-thin for maximum crispiness.
Still, five stars for the guest at the end.
Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2019-01-04 In college my friend once bought spam as a joke (and maybe was stoned) .. But he ended up really liking it, and ended up buying /eating it on the reg. It smelled exactly like cat food.