In elementary school, when Junior pooped his pants, he went into the cafeteria at lunch, which was also the multi-purpose room where lost and found box was located, took some pants out of the lost and found, put those on and put the poo-pants in the box; I guess to lose them. No body noticed that he had peed the poo-pants too.

Stars for the fact that this exists.

What I usually do is per everyone else’s pants - the “I am Spartacus” scenario.

Needs a "Wikihow" tag.

Do Wikihow artists dream of electric shame?