This game looks like golden ass, but no one can deny its superior gameplay.
I've never told anyone this story, but I was once kicked out of a water park for bullying a kid into giving me quarters for Golden Axe. To this day, it's the only game my conscience stops me from emulating.
I still technically own a golden axe cabinet, although it is in a friends possession. It was the last machine I bought before I came to my senses, I need to own a home before I buy anymore shit like this.