|Nominal - 2019-03-02 |
Star Wars action scenes without 15 qpm (quips per minute) and yo mama prank calls?
|SolRo - 2019-03-02 |
Update the graphics, add 6 hours of repetitive filler with micro transactions and you got yourself the next AAA Star Wars game.
DESTROY THE DEATH STAR FOR JUST $40
Well, this would cost me $40 in quarters to destroy the Death Star...
|Xenocide - 2019-03-02 |
STAR WARS PREQUEL ARCADE:
Level One: Find out that slavery is legal on Tatooine but do nothing about it.
Level Two: Seduce your future wife with sexy sand complaints
Level Three: Kill all the Jedi children in 60 seconds for high score!
STAR WARS SEQUEL ARCADE:
Level One: Do the same thing as level one of the original game, but the explosions are bigger.
Level Two: Nervously leave the arcade as patrons discover you play as a girl in this level and proceed to take a bat to the machine while insisting that they're "true fans" of the game they're trying to smash.
Level Three: Kylo Ren marries Yoda.
Insert quarters, listen to random track of a Jerky Boys album, cut straight to credits, leave knowing your expectations were subverted.
Where's the movie explaining how/if tatooine ended slavery? I'm guessing it was still around and luke also didn't give a fuck.
Slavery on Tatooine was cool and good and Watto did nothing wrong.
|Nominal - 2019-03-03 |
I got down to being able to beat it on 2-3 credits. I swear there were a couple auto hit parts where it was impossible to avoid damage.
|Born in the RSR - 2019-03-03 |
STAAAR WAAAARS! NOTHING BUT STAAAAAR WAAAARS!
|tethercat - 2019-03-03 |
Back in my college days, I bought a Neo-Geo and Samurai Shodown 1. Got damn good with Haoumaru, too.
There was a pizza place by my bus stop, and due to scheduling it was 45 minutes between bus rides. So I would consistently pop one quarter into the upright cabinet and play for 45 minutes from start to finish on difficulty 8.
Anyway. 5-stars for beating an arcade unit on one quarter.
blue vein steel
I worked in the kitchen at Chucky's, and we always finished our cleanup earlier than everyone else, but i had to wait around for about 30 minutes every night to give my friend a ride home. This was the newest a coolest game we had, so i'd grab a few tokens and play while waiting. It's pretty short and the patterns are easy to learn.
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