I don't think the Bloods would be too happy about that

I saw the title and I was hoping for a crisps ad featuring a Smith's song.

I can see it now:

*To the tune of "A rush and a push"*

Aaaa crisp and a crunch and the crisps are innnn myyyy mouth!
They have been before and they shall be again,
And the saaalty potato snack is good with beer, and I am so depressed and in fear.

Or somesuch, I really mucked up the Morrissey impression there, but look at the material I have to work with.

Gee, I remember that one.
The 80's - and now I feel old.