I feel such shame at being human.

The opiate of the masses.

How did Buster get his hand back?

I don't know whether to feel sad because this is so pathetic or happy because someone else is capable of enjoying this drek more than I enjoy anything.

If you cover part of the video (the Star Wars part)
he looks like he's watching his family get murdered
in front of his eyes

I cringed so hard my ass ate my chair

The new Star Wars made me a communist. Our only hope is to nationalize Disney and redistribute the means of production to the kids running the churros stands!

Can't wait! Star Wars is just plain FUN FUN FUN!!

Can someone blur the box, add some sleezy music, and repost it as “REACTION: 2 girls, one cup, and Eric Butt” ?

I just see a guy trying to act enthusiastic and upbeat and excited because that's what he thinks is required of him by the Vlogger context and reaction video genre.

They say Americans are having less sex these days.

The comments are pure gold

i get the same way whenever my amazon package shows up on my doorstep

"To cry like a woman? It's a fuckin' disgrace!"