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betamaxed - 2019-04-30

I hope the makers of this movie realize that they will have blood on their hands once this movie causes ChrisChan to shoot up a school.

blue vein steel - 2019-04-30

Sonic's arms are blue. It'll be ok. Also, holy fuck, is this real?

Cena_mark - 2019-04-30

Trollsta's Paradise, great choice in music

Nikon - 2019-05-01

We aren't out of the woods yet. Remember? Chris-chan was upset because the Sonic Boom's version of Sonic had blue arms (blarms).

Old_Zircon - 2019-05-01

Yeah I was going to point out the blarms on display in this trailer, too.

Scrimmjob - 2019-05-02

the whole blue arms thing is what led to the chrischan pepper spraying incident. I don't really keep up with christorical happenings, but I think he might be in an ever so slightly better place now...

Pillager - 2019-05-02

@ Scrimmjob, last time I read CWC's twitter, he was behind on his bills & was offering to 'oblige' anyone who'd pay him.

Old_Zircon - 2019-05-02

So a typical worker in the gig economy, then.

Nikon - 2019-04-30

Five for awful. What a terrible design. Why didn't they adapt one of the 3D models from Forces, Boom, or another modern version of the character?

casualcollapse - 2019-04-30

Y'all are hating so bad.. I'd give it a watch just to see Jim Carrey as Dr Robotnik

casualcollapse - 2019-04-30

Also I imagine there's lots of bullet time effects in this shit which I am a fiend for

garcet71283 - 2019-05-01

Yes, but no fatsuit.

casualcollapse - 2019-05-01

Yeah boo on them for not making Jim Carrey fat.. That would have made it much more compelling

BiggerJ - 2019-05-02

To be fair, we don't see his full body at the end in Mushroom Hill Zone.

Seven Arts/H8 Red - 2019-04-30

"Hey, Sonic. Do you have the time?"
"I'M NOT SONIC! I'm Paramount's original character, Golanic!"

Ugh - 2019-04-30

i've been seeing the designs posted and laughing but the music

holy shit i'm actually more put off by that than i realized possible

Cena_mark - 2019-04-30

It's Trollsta's Paradise

Nikon - 2019-04-30

It's a really bad cover of Amish Paradise.

Marlon Brawndo - 2019-05-01

It's like ear graffiti.

casualcollapse - 2019-05-01

A Man of culture I see Nikon....

15th - 2019-04-30

Just splice clips of this in place of zizek in the Peterson debate.

Meerkat - 2019-04-30

This looks terrible, I love it!

I will attend the premier dressed as my original character Colonic!

Killer Joe - 2019-04-30

Counting down the days for a fan cut with a yellow sonic and Chris Chan's vocals dubbed in.

betamaxed - 2019-04-30

wife: "That woman's weave at the end of that trailer is a travesty. She had a five finger forehead going on"

Old_Zircon - 2019-05-02

With all due respect to your wife, the preferred term is "fivehead."

Maggot Brain - 2019-04-30

I assure you 90% of the production planing was "how sexy should we make Sanci?"

cognitivedissonance - 2019-05-01

And yet 25 years later and no sequel to Super Hornio Brothers.

Old_Zircon - 2019-05-01


Marlon Brawndo - 2019-05-01

Jim Carrey's slide into his artistic eccentric bohemian persona just stopped dead in its tracks.

casualcollapse - 2019-05-01

He's still drawing his masterpieces so maybe not

Nominal - 2019-05-01

I bet anything that this was finally sold based entirely on the popularity of Quicksilver in the last two X-Men movies.

casualcollapse - 2019-05-01

I sure hope so.. give me that sweet eye candy

SolRo - 2019-05-01

'Sanic can move so faste that time almost stops 100 misstles but cant avoid one tranquilizer dart?! WILL NOT WATCH THIS!!!'

Rosebeekee - 2019-05-01

"Every hero has a genesis" HA HA HA GET IT!?!?

Also, it's really distracting watching Jim Carrey just do a Jim Carrey impression.

Two Jar Slave - 2019-05-01

Nah, this just means we're due for some fluoresent portraits of Sonic the Hedgehog.

Old_Zircon - 2019-05-02

Someone should convince him to collaborate with CWC, like Warhol and Basquiat. If he heard it from the right people I bet he's do it.

I don't know if CWC would, though.

Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2019-05-01

Air-sickness bags, dildos, and diapers will be handed out at participating theaters.

garcet71283 - 2019-05-01

Was Jaleel White busy or something?

Stars for a poeWorthy trailer.

casualcollapse - 2019-05-01

SANIC.. This looks like the 4chan version of Sonic the hedgehog

casualcollapse - 2019-05-01

The first words modded by Sonic are gotta go fast.. no wonder Sonic looks like the freak. This was explicitly designed to appeal to that segment

Caminante Nocturno - 2019-05-01

He looks more like Ugandan Knuckles than Sonic.

Xenocide - 2019-05-01

Jim Carrey IS Jim Carrey doing the exact same shtick from 20 years ago, in Martin Scorsese's "Toejam and Earl."

BHWW - 2019-05-02

Carrey gave an interview and said that 30+ years of acting have hollowed him out on the inside, feeling like he no longer has any sense of identity or even sense of himself, spending all his time pretending to be other people.

Also, really, even by Hollywood actor standards he has done his best to leave a trail of wreckage behind him in every part of his personal life. Could there be a connection?!?!?!?!?!?!?!///1

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2019-05-02

Actually the trailer looks okay. If the movie has "Gangsta's Paradise playing under it for the whole 90 minutes, it just might work.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2019-05-02

Jim Carrey you are full of shit. Being a famous, wealthy actor who fucked Jenny McCarthy has left you with an incomplete sense of self? Try working in foodservice for 30 years, you cunt!

Also, does anyone really believe that the damaged sense of self came AFTER the compulsive, always-on, Mork From Ork comedy persona? Which came first, do yout think?

Clearly, whatever JIM Carrey's personality crisis may be, the answer was there all the time, and it was. a Joseph Stalin moustache. He rocks that thing!

Two Jar Slave - 2019-05-02

Success and mental health have no correlation. If someone says they're struggling with unhappiness, believe them. Pointing at their bank accounts, fans, or hot exes as some kind of proof that they don't DESERVE to be unhappy is just shallow bitchiness. Jim Carrey was 30 when he hit the bigtime, and before that he was grinding it out in the comedy scene; how much opportunity would he have had to develop a healthy sense of self, or build any sort of longterm, sustainable mindset? I have no trouble believing that a guy who lived gig to gig, then film to film, then coke-party to coke-party, would eventually crash hard and struggle with feelings of existential discontent. Carrey's dopey scenes in this trailer made me chuckle, and I hope he figures himself out and doesn't end up in the news for the worst reasons.

I agree the moustache is fantastic.

Nikon - 2019-05-03

@Two Jar

Didn't you get the memo? If someone is a white person of color, or male, or CIS, or not poor, they're less than human and unworthy of any sympathy or consideration.

Nikon - 2019-05-02

based on fan feedback, they're redesigning Sonic for the movie.

casualcollapse - 2019-05-02

Damn you... I'm sure anybody who cares anything at all about this movie knows this already but I wanted to be in the first to say it.

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