|Born in the RSR - 2019-05-07 |
From the comments:
"Is the young man at 0.49 Hispanic or Middle Eastern? If he is white, he sure is dark. "
I for one have never accepted Italians or the Irish as full-fledged whites.
But seriously, is it that much hard to just swipe past all those darkies on a traditional dating app if you're racist garbage? They'll tell you that's just a boner-killer but really it's the confusion boner they're avoiding. Okay, less disingenuously, it's so they can select for more racist garbage. Thank you for tuning in to this episode of exy says obvious stuff.
Anyway, the world seems to keep becoming a worse place, so 5 for that.
Born in the RSR
I can just imagine her breaking out the calipers on the first date.
Yeah, and how come it's cool for black people to say "black power" but not cool for white people to say, "white power", and how come we can't say the "N" word?
Just kidding. Brawdough is pretending to not understand history that makes dating sites for minorities okay, white exclusionary things not okay. He's going full Nazi. Fuck you MB.
Two Jar Slave
What I want to know is if there's a cross-cultural dating app for those onboard the ISS.
Fuck you back, Cena.
I'm not a Nazi but I find it hilarious that you are so simple minded that you feel free to throw that word out with the rest of your lemming buddies.
Being exclusionary should be no different for minorities. If you honestly think it's okay for blacks to say "white people not welcome on this site" but it is Nazism for white people to say they are looking for the same, you're the problem. You are essentially saying that black people are incapable of being racist and white people are naturally racist. Which is stupid, simple, and you are brainwashed if you believe that.
I have been turned down by plenty of white chicks that probably didn't want to bring a brown guy home to meet Daddy so double fuck you for that. Asshole.
And for the record, I could have used www dot hispanicsingles dot com but never really got around to it. Would you have a problem with that, you intellectual giant? There are already numerous dating apps I've used that made my life a living hell. It's not like I don't support my community, but when I'm ready to expand the pain of people who will try to use me, lie to me and eventually dump me for being too fat, I will download that one. I...I hope that's okay with you, Cena. I mean I know everyone needs to run things by you before they try to get laid. That would give you the power you so long for, I know! The liberal dream to expand to telling everyone exactly how to live their personal lives could be fulfilled if only everyone would turn to YOU for validation.
Though, if you feel like guilting any marginally good looking middle aged white women into dating a Hispanic guy, feel free to send them over my way!
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2019-05-07 |
This could double as a herpes medication commercial.
Now every time I'm on a dating app, I'm going to think of herpes.
Wait, maybe that's a good thing.
|Robin Kestrel - 2019-05-07 |
Joe Pera Goes On A Date With You
|Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2019-05-07 |
To instantly turn this into an amazing parody, just give one of the people in one of the many clips a nazi armband, just throw it in there subtly.
they are all wearing them in their minds
|IrishWhiskey - 2019-05-07 |
That's a great slogan for a dating website. You know, something that at it's core is about trying to help people move forward and let people filter and disconnect from people who aren't compatible and might even creep them out:
"We Are Not Going Anywhere"
Maybe this is the start of a trend. They play a minute of just stock footage of people doing things, like eating salads, or biking, and then at the end say in a janky font:
"WhiteSaladEaters.NET - We Are Not Going Anywhere"
This is an excellent point. What a tag line--poe's law snuck in at the last second.
Philosophy majors and musicians. We are not going anywhere.
|Ugh - 2019-05-07 |
they must be kicking themselves, habsburg.com is taken already
is makeyourownhabsburgchin.com available?
wow, it's not taken and according to godaddy.com it's a high value url, with the words habsburg and chin commandeering over $2k in worth apiece
time to hit the ground running and find the albino web-toed coccyx-nubbed polydactyl that's right for me
|Two Jar Slave - 2019-05-07 |
My feeble upper body prevents me from spinning women around. Where can I turn in my white card?
|exy - 2019-05-07 |
I look at these actors' faces and I try to console myself: they just answered a craigslist ad or a casting call for "a dating service," and hey they happened to get paired with another whitey--a little out of fashion, but perfectly plausible. Either the casting director nodded politely through lots of secretly-disqualified-at-once auditioners, or these people (actors, mind you) dismissed the subtle cues in the announcement, or were victims of their coincidentally covertly racist agents who handled the filtering.
But no, I just can't buy it.
|casualcollapse - 2019-05-07 |
Almost forgot to thumbs down, phew that could have fucked up my recommendations for weeks. 5 for evil
|Maggot Brain - 2019-05-07 |
"we're not going anywhere"
20,000 BC - 2050 AD
"You'll miss us! Just you wait!"
Oh, we’ll persist long after 2050.
Around 2045 we’ll throw another temper tantrum and conquer half the globe, right on schedule. That normally evens the odds for a few hundred more years.
no one fucking cares, now cops are called during tantrums
you are not scary anymore
|Gmork - 2019-05-07 |
here's to hoping the white power people and the 'it's okay to hate white people' camps both burn to death in the night
And you’ll be safe in the “not white power but still hate brown people” camp
you compromised fucking pussy
you are not a moderate, you just found a careless and irresponsible position that leaves you getting beat up less
younger you would masturbate to weird shit and couldn't get laid to save their life, and said stupid shit, but that you was better than you are now, you didn't grow, you fucking shrank
i can't even figure out what your dumb fucking position is.
i have to hate people of a specific race in order to qualify with you as a good person?
your values are garbage, then.
SolRo I'm curious if you're doing the evilhomer tactic of saying something you know is false, or if you're actually dumb enough to think I'm anything except vehemently anti-racist.
I'm honestly curious why change is so frothy right now.
Is not being racist against white people the worst thing I could be?
What about if I actually hated people based on their race? I personally think that's the worse thing to be, but hey - keep being that cringe-inducing edgelord who mistakenly thinks he's on the right side of history.
i sincerely don't care about your justifying compromise, you fucking focus point for depreciating value
aka you're too fucking stupid to present a cogent argument for why it's not okay for me to dislike racism going any direction
(this dumb fucking psychopath is actually suggesting i'm compromising something by not endorsing racial prejudice)
|Change - 2019-05-08 |
if you're white and can't get a white person to fuck you in a nation where people are mostly white, you are not persecuted, you're either a shit date or a shit lay
I'm guessing, 40% looking for people who'll be cool with their SS tattoos, 20% people looking for women willing to live in their survivalist compound with five times the men and fifty times the guns, 20% people too toxic even for "Donald Dates" and "Trump Singles" but still can only fuck when Hannity is on screen, and 20% people who are just otherwise undatable and are looking for the most desperate dating pool they can find.
And overall 80% looking for a subservient stepford wife to cook and clean for them while providing sex on demand
20% looking for a black guy to fuck their wife while they watch
|Killer Joe - 2019-05-08 |
See, the problem with stock footage (or any footage I guess) is that you don't usually get to say what it's used for.
I had a professor that had a story about an actor that was cast in a play that had some some terrible rape scene off-stage, and afterwards the actor staggered back onstage all roughed up and disheveled. The owners/producers/whoever filmed it, and later spliced in some kind of horror-porn that made it look like the actor was starring in a rough-sex-gay-porno. Then they distributed it. The actor had no recourse, and I'm sure he got nothing for the video sales.
End of story.
|Marlon Brawndo - 2019-05-08 |
But SolRo, what about people that guys that want both of those things! You are not considering that there could be some crossover, there!
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