Seriously, the actual gameplay isn't worth bothering with, but the broken english narration is fucking amazing. Sailor Whoever and Sephiariarht are TOTALLY IN LOVE and are fighting Mike Tyson for no discernable reason.
What kind of broken-ass brain comes up with this shit?
God bless you, fanfiction writers. Just when I thought I have reached the bottom of the sad barrel, there's something exciting and new to make my jaw drop.