Lance was my dad's choice for my name, after Lancelot Link. Obviously, my mom vetoed that.

We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet.

monkey hate clean (living)

"They cut my balls off and put me in front of a camera."

"Lancelot Link" was a last ditch attempt at salvaging what was left of the intelligence community's long term program to utilize trained primates in the arena of espionage - all of that time and effort had proved futile so they hoped to get something out of it by retooling the operation for the entertainment industry.