|Xenocide - 2007-06-03 |
Why would Aquaman ride a jetski? Does Superman fly a plane?
Superman flies in a rocket...
But neither are as profitable as batmans cave full of toyetic vehicles.
Hooper-my ability to walk is not the only thing that makes me of any use to my co-workers.
Aquaman can swim real good and stay underwater. This is all he does. Compelling fish to do his bidding doesn't count, as we've all seen how much good that did him.
See also: Flash riding a motorcycle.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2007-06-03 |
Was there even anything on that island worth saving? Did Aquaman let his arch nemesis go and flood the country just to save an uninhabited rock? I know hating Aquaman is kind of old hat, but this really pisses me off.
|fluffy - 2007-06-03 |
So it was Aquaman who caused the tsunami?
Also, if this was some sort of fire which somehow burned water, wouldn't putting more water on it not, you know, work?
|StanleyPain - 2007-06-03 |
IT'S THE PACIFIC OCEAN!! AND IT'S ON FIRE!!
|GravidWithHate - 2007-06-03 |
All the coastlines in the western hemisphere? Wouldn't that drown hundreds of millions of people and cause trillions of dollars of property damage?
|zatojones - 2007-06-03 |
Apparently "drenching" the coast with a tsunami wasn't considered all that big a deal.
|Testicles of Doom - 2007-06-03 |
Even the writers in the 70s thought Aquaman sucked. What a legacy of shame.
|Camonk - 2007-06-03 |
"Don't worry, Aquaman! We can clean up your mess, you colossal waste of stupidity! Goddammit, I hate that guy." That's what Batman was going to say before he was cut off.
|Aernaroth2 - 2007-06-03 |
His power is to talk to fish. Not to command them, just to talk to them.
|TypicalEllisProtagonist - 2007-06-03 |
Later in the episode, the Legion of Doom escapes the Superfriends by flying away in the Capitol dome. Not kidding.
|Quad9Damage - 2007-06-03 |
Everything else has already been said, so... "Black Manta's trying to ram me!" Haw haw.
|thebaronsdoctor - 2007-06-03 |
Seriously, there were so many things wrong with this episode it would take an eternity to list them.
|Blackbetta - 2007-06-03 |
There's never a rusty anchor around when you need one.
|spacker dave - 2007-06-04 |
Nice job, Aquaspaz.
|Syd Midnight - 2007-06-04 |
If only Seanbaby were alive to comment..
|Evilhead - 2007-06-04 |
Does Black Manta say "Fuck me! He's fucked my engines!"?
|asian hick - 2007-06-04 |
"Aquaman, I knew you'd be dumb enough to try to stop me!" "I've got to stop him!"
|Pandatronic - 2007-06-05 |
Since there's nothing to say about Aquaman that hasn't been said, I'd like to say that the Superfriends narrator is one the greatest narrator voices ever.
|Billy the Poet - 2007-06-05 |
Wait, the LOD's plan was to turn Earth into Venus? As in 600 degrees and raining acid? Don't they live here?
|Rafiki - 2007-06-05 |
The contempt the writers had for their job is palpable.
|Calamity Jon - 2007-06-06 |
Statistically, in terms of not really doing anything useful and spouting pointless dialogue, Wonder Woman is actually the most useless Super Friend. But she's got a huge rack and 70's-style hot pants hiked up her ass, so she's easily forgiven.
|Jeriko-1 - 2007-06-10 |
(Swimming in an ocean that happens to be made of water...)
"I've got to figure out a way to put these flames out!"
|fpeeingg - 2007-06-12 |
-1 star for dissing Aquaman
|Herr Matthias - 2007-07-11 |
It is actually impressive how Aquaman stands at the bottom of the ocean and throws an anchor at Black Manta's ship on the surface, and then three seconds later is standing directly behind him in the cockpit.
Also, Aquaman appears disturbingly satisfied in the last shot.
|bopeton - 2007-09-17 |
I'm not sure why Lex Luthor and Captain Cold want Earth to become Venus 2... I mean I know they like destroying shit, but really it seems like Lex and the Superfriends would be on the same side for that one.
P.S. Why didn't Superman just throw Black Manta into the sun and put out the flames with freeze breath?
|Pie Boy - 2008-04-14 |
Black Manta's superpower is that he drives a boat.
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