Bitch, it's a trade off. You breeders took over Pleasure Island, so we'll eat your goddamn pretzels and take the single rider line.

There's a lot of people out there obsessed with Disney, whether they have children or do not, and I find them all offputting. There are people who take an excessive amount of pride in being Disney fans. They love, love, love Disney and will joyfully take big bites out of the shit sandwiches they put out.
The ones with kids, those kids are watching Disney movies on repeat all day and all of those borderline retarded tween sitcoms on the Disney Channel.

People like this are a big part of the reason why Disney's shit sandwiches like that Aladdin remake actually make money. A lot of these people are nostalgic, childlike millennials and Baby Boomers (a lot more than you would think are out there) who will take any opportunity to gladly consume more corporate content and you have the Disney formula for success - a lasting success since the plan is for the children overexposed to Disney will grow up to be adults that are still obsessed or at least pass it on.