Good job finding one not clouded by news commentary.

He absolutely buttered the bread on that cornfield.

Afterwards the pilot was all ‘I wasn’t really nervous during the landing...I knew even if it didn’t go well my fucking gigantic balls would cushion the aircraft’

I often wonder if the emergency crews have stacks of clean pants for the survivors in situations like that.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you wear your seat belt during takeoff.