They didn’t want to be crass and vulgar

No. All this time the secret to true perpetual motion has been to stick your dick in it.

So all we have to do to solve global warming is 'recruit' a few TFL types and strap these things into a machine that uses reciprocal motion to spin a turbine?

Maybe. I can't decide.

It’s hard to pick between ‘cloned vagina of a vivisected future android’ and how excited that blonde woman got when she learned the masturbation machine could sound like a Japanese school teacher!

The backstory, as best I can make it out, is that a sexbot from future-space came to earth. Some things happened. And now you can buy her robot vagina.

Now I really wanna know what things happened...