Deep fake the real Mr. Roger’s face into that movie — then I’ll be impressed...

Porno, there's a universe of stuff you guys could've done before this.
Here, take these video games and run with it!
Breast Standing
OverCocks
Civili-bation
This Ain't Cooking Mama
X-men, the arcade game, the porno
My Summer Fuckin' Car
Sexcom
Just let my boy alone!

That's just not right, not right at all.

Oh, HELL, no!

There are some things you just don't do.

And this is one of them.

Nothing is sacred, as it should be. This riffs on the impending Tom Hanks movie just like porn has riffed on the New Hotness since forever.

That said, I hate it because a poorly produced afternoon of coke, viagra and fuckin' will make enough money for me to retire on (i'm cheap).

The red sweater just twists the knife.