This guy's mother is obviously a c*nt.

Southern logic 101.

Alabama + grumpy senile old men=FUN.

Treat her right, treat your mother right.

Thang of it is is his momma probly is a sumnabitch.

So, he should have called you a son of a dead bitch.

I'm not supposed to tell you guys this, but Alabama isn't actually real. It's been a huge practical joke the South has been playing on you for the last two hundred-odd years.

he mentioned my mother and i responded with my right hand