Everyone whose car was wrecked is pretty much fucked, I'm sure.

Even if they find the asshole and even if, by some miracle, they do have insurance, it's going to take ages for them to get a working vehicle again.

If this happened in a low-income neighborhood, it would be a complete calamity.

5 stars for the use of the word Euphonic.

Awesome voice. Somebody get this guy a radio show immediately.