The first album I ever bought was "Kilroy was Here," just for this song. The rest of the album sucks.

Take that, moral majority! You are powerless in the face of concept rock-opera!

Minus one star for being a complete and total Nomi ripoff. I'd never noticed before.

Dennis DeYoung is a tiny, purple, god.

This clearly served as the inspiration behind the Cybermen episodes of the new Doctor Who series.

Phew, I was totally expecting this to turn into Daft Punk's Around the world -video when the robots started climbing the stairs.

I once had the opportunity to ask Styx's current drummer about all this. His response: "Yeah, that basically killed the band". He wasn't with them at the time, though.

Yes, this indeed was my favorite song when I was 5.