Cody Pfister alone deserves 5 stars

Apparently, the first thing you do after licking a toilet is strike a pose for the camera, so you can look cool.

You never get tired of the deep thinkers who commit crimes, record the crimes on video, and then upload the video to YouTube. Luckily, there's always some dumbfuck doing it.

This, along with "Ask a Mortician" is one of my two favorite youtubers