John Holmes Motherfucker - 2020-05-01
Shouldn't they go up a little higer?
Yeah, that's a classic. Someone named Davy B. Hall showed me that trick in gym class around 1974. Sometime later a writer in one of the popular men's magazines (Playboy, I think) claimed to quote the son of the artist who created "Mia" saying that his father had designed the box that way on purpose, and that the father had shown his son that trick one morning at the breakfast table. Or something like that. It is so weird, the shit you remember!
No one should care what an old white guy thinks, but something about this really makes me sad, It's like Salvidor Dali designed a corporate logo. At the risk of sopuding like Donald Trump, she never looked like an Indian. She looked like a chorus girl from Golddiggers of 1933, wearing a wig and headress for a particularly offensive musical number."
Oh well. Back to news of the pandemic.
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boner - 2020-05-01
Someone on Twitter said when they buy Land O Lakes whipped butter, the receipt says LOL WHIPPED BUTT.
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teethsalad - 2020-05-01
IF I CAN'T jerk OFF to the GIRL on the BUTTER BOX anymore i might as well live in NAZI IRELAND
sad day for america
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teethsalad - 2020-05-01 men DIED at IWO JIMA for MY RIGHT to jerk OFF to CRUDE REPRESENTATIONS of INDIAN TITS and if that's WRONG i don't want to be RIGHT
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2020-05-01 Somewhere there's got to be porn of the Land O'Lakes girl pegging the Quaker Oats guy, while Uncle Ben takes her from behind.
And I will find it! As God is my witness, I will find it!
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Old_Zircon - 2020-05-01
Science!
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duck&cover - 2020-05-01
Buttermilk. Squirt, squirt, squirt!
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