I think we all know catholics can make bullshit movies.

I went to Catholic schools as a kid. I remember one teacher was teaching about this Fatima thing, and claimed that there were secret written prophesies that only the pope read, and they caused him to cry for three days. Cat-licks love their drama.

I am going to unironically enjoy this. The story of Fatima actually does mean something to me and I find it a touching example of how God's divine revelations to the truly innocent can lead us as a whole. I do take something away from this story and I know a lot of people hate the Church because of the scandals and the corruption. There are those of us who want to save the Church, though, and restore it to its full potential to heal humanity.

FARTIMA!

That's Andrea Bocelli singing the tune during the trailer. I could recognize his stench a mile away. Five stars for bringing in a mediocre singer that is only popular because the unwashed masses are dumb.

I guess that's one thing Andrea and the Catholic Church have in common - making insane profits off of people who just simply don't know better, and don't want to know any better.