This movie is creepily sexualized in a way that's blatantly obvious and weird. 5 stars for evil.

The chipmunk with the glasses kinda sounds like 'Buffalo Bill'

“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard. I’d fuck me so hard.”

I forgot how hard 1980s Dave gave off a "bumbling sitcom dad" vibe.

That's not what normalized means but OK

I just looked it up and Ross Bagdasarian did the voice of Alvin, Dave, and Simon. All of the Chipettes (and Theodore) were voiced by the same woman.

The secretary from Grease was the crazy babysitter.

This entire franchise is repulsive. And why the fuck are they the only talking animals? That always crept me out. No one seems to be disturbed by the fact that the Chipmunks somehow superevolved to become sentient.

They sound like little Cenobites.

That one Eurotrash villain guy looks like human Mok from Rock and Rule.