Stripped versions of these machines will be the killtoys used by the irradiated housewives from beyond the apocalypse.
Stog I could him watch stuff things into that blender all day.
kiint I just love his shit-eating grin he always wears right before he dumps the pulverized object out and cheerfully says, "Don't breathe this!"
Grace Mugabe Under what circumstances would you ever need a blender this powerful?
revdrew What if you wake up one morning craving a magnet, marble and toilet plunger smoothie? Hmm?
kingarthur That shit-eating grin he shows 2/3 of the way through is priceless. Also, I believe he's got a fat DOD contract to install those blades of death of his on the Teddy BEAR "rescue" bots.
Doctor Arcane I wonder if you could use this to dispose of a body. Human femur! Will it blend?
Stog With the Blendtec blender, make delicious human smoothies of your victims and serve them to your friends!
Exegesis_Saves My local chapter of Tully's Coffee has BlendTec blenders...I told them to their faces that they have no idea what kind of machine they're dealing with.
Camonk It's blending my will to not buy a blendtec blender and use it to utterly destroy everything I own. Maybe even a second Blendtec blender.
The McK This man will die from breathing the dust of things that should not be reduced to dust. But his memory will live on, whenever an object is utterly destroyed for no reason.
bopeton "And we CERTAINLY won't need one of these." So might as well blend it into dust.
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