Coviod-19 doesn't care if you are disappoint.

I'm not handing out candy this year for the first time ever. Although I am a miserable person, I think a bunch of kids going out door to door is the worst idea ever. Kids and drunks cannot *cannot* be expected to distance safely.

They're *kids*. I mean Jesus Fucking Christ their brains aren't even done baking yet. Just give it a skip this year and I'll give ya twice as much next year.

She's a sad clown. It scans.

I'm staying out of this.