|Hazelnut - 2020-11-11 |
Overheard in a cafe this week — Yeah, Trump’s getting the 2020 experience he brought on so many others: got Covid, got fired, and now he’s getting evicted.
We should start a betting pool on where Trump will be this time next year:
• In jail for selling American military secrets to his foreign creditors?
• Hosted in some dictatorial shithole like Russia or Saudia Arabia, shouting ever more unhinged conspiracies at America from afar?
• Suicide after the January eviction and divorce and release of the piss tape?
• Head of a Trump News Network leading a massive populist wave built on false outrage over the 'stolen' election?
• Still in power, having launched a coup out of the Department of Defence with McConnell's full connivance?
• Michael Jackson-style overdose after compliant doctors give him too many happy drugs for his long Covid?
Resign at the last minute, claiming he's refusing to take part in the rigged sham election, so Pence can pardon him the last day?
My favorite fantasy is that he resigns so that pence can pardon him but pence doesn’t and trump ends up in federal jail.
SolRo this is now my Christmas wish
I’ll put a bow on it for you; it happens during a stupid ceremony trump thought up, at a place of historical significance, and its broadcast live.
|Cena_mark - 2020-11-11 |
We don't have a president. Trump is checked out and fussing over losing while Covid reaches new highs.
Yeah, this is how my retail job manages entire districts
|casualcollapse - 2020-11-12 |
remix Library of Congress audio
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