"precisely almost now"

"vintage time traveler"

what a good use of the toilet bowl diarrhea phone filter

Yup, that slave raping pedophile Thomas Jefferson wrote nice stuff.

I'm sure most of the founders would look at his crucifix and say, "GTFO Papist!"

Where do you find these whackos?

Retarded Daniel Plainview.

I've watched a whole bunch of this guy's little videos and they're all amazing. He comes off as some British dandy comic book villain while pushing beyond-the-fringe right-wing talking points so hard he looks like he's going to cry. Except that one video where he talked like a white kid who'd listened lots rap records and was trying to do a hip-hop thing. This kid seriously needs to find himself.

Five stars for jangbones.