Is she saying she's in Sacramendi?
She is from Sacra Mundi, the sacred earth.
San Clemente. This is all happening in Orange County, naturally.
|Caminante Nocturno |
What sort of criminal-coddling society do we live in where the police we pay with our taxes won't enforce our burgers and protect our fries? Why hasn't Bill O'Reilly brought this to the eyes of the public? How many people have been killed because the police refused to act against harmful burgers?
Why wasn't this woman arrested?
I just picked my kids up from tae kwon do!
Honestly, did she really think this was an emergency situation?
The subtext of this call: she has already spawned. Her genes have already passed to her crotch-goblins.
I hate our freedom. I hate it A LOT.
We can only hope her children rebel and actually read a book or two.
you're supposed to be here to protect me!!!!!!!!
|Mayberry Pancakes |
Is it like a harmful cheeseburger? I don't understand...
This is very old, but still very funny.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
"Ma'am we're not going to go enforce your Western hamburger". I seriously want people like this transported back in time to Stalinist Russia.
|Frank Rizzo |
"enforce your western bacon cheeseburger"
My favorite part about this is how she starts out seemingly sympathetic, or at least patient, until the woman finally says that she wants the LAPD to come down to Burger King to fix her order, until she gives the correct advice of "Act like an adult."
This is fake, right? Someone tell me it's fake. No, it's okay, I'll take care of it.
It's fake, everybody. This didn't happen.
I'm.. not going to watch this again. I don't need that kind of anger in my life today.
Is this like, a harmful cheeseburger?
|Aubrey McFate |
She wasn't acting like an adult first! No fair!
Her hamburger is WRONG. Morally wrong.
Classic internets. Long live the Western burger.
Is natural selection still working?
Why didn't she just have her kids tae kwon do the Burger King employee?
Freaking out and calling the police because Burger King won't make her a Carls Jr burger?
I like to think that this was the day she learned that the world didn't revolve around her, that actors on stage won't repeat lines for her when she wants, that they can't delay an election because she forgot, that the speed limit still counts even if she's in a hurry, etc.
But I doubt she learned a damn thing.
I wonder how many times a year someone threatens to overthrow the Burger King in a Western Bacon Cheeseburger induced coup.
At least at BK I don't have to worry about being robbed for my lunch at gunpoint by the still unidentified Hamburglar.
I love the operator.
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