halon - 2007-06-17 So that's how they get their faces to be so flat!
jrr - 2007-06-17 Translated from dog, he's saying "OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
William Burns - 2007-06-17 Geeenhhhhh! Geeeeeehnhhh! Gneehh! Gneeeeenhhhhh!!
Adramelech - 2007-06-18 This is the noise I make to repel predators in the wild.
Grace Mugabe - 2007-06-22 The pug: mankind's first genetic engineering disaster.
Yitzhak - 2007-12-21 We had a pug when I was a kid. He:
-slept on my brother's face and shed hairs in his eyes
-ate crayons and lego heads and then left poops with rainbow chunks and little faces in them all over
-had a passionate ongoing affair with every stuffed animal roughly his size, as well as our geriatric labrador retriever's hind leg
-wheezed asthmatically if he had to do anything more than sit in a lap and be petted, and snored like a little chainsaw
-was prone to rectal prolapses for no apparent reason
-would go rigid and begin screaming just like this (but at a slightly lower pitch) if somebody restrained him and started petting another dog.
He was a horrifying walking disaster of centuries of inbreeding. He was also an unneutered champion show dog who was fostered with us by his breeder.