-slept on my brother's face and shed hairs in his eyes
-ate crayons and lego heads and then left poops with rainbow chunks and little faces in them all over
-had a passionate ongoing affair with every stuffed animal roughly his size, as well as our geriatric labrador retriever's hind leg
-wheezed asthmatically if he had to do anything more than sit in a lap and be petted, and snored like a little chainsaw
-was prone to rectal prolapses for no apparent reason
-would go rigid and begin screaming just like this (but at a slightly lower pitch) if somebody restrained him and started petting another dog.
He was a horrifying walking disaster of centuries of inbreeding. He was also an unneutered champion show dog who was fostered with us by his breeder.