|Nominal - 2021-01-12 |
Post new years visit to folks. My father asks me if I "got your check from Trump yet."
"Huh? From Trump?"
"Yeah, he signed it!"
Man knows his audience.
an even bigger red flag that my dad has lost his mind:
He started watching Dexter, and says it's still good past season 4.
|Binro the Heretic - 2021-01-12 |
I'm from Alabama and this is what I hear in my head whenever I see my fellow Southerners being dipshits.
|Marlon Brawndo - 2021-01-13 |
Good infrastructure, affordable education, a living wage, manufacturing jobs that stay in country, cheaper healthy food, dental coverage, above average literacy rates, any politician that gives a shit about the poor, redneck real dolls with plastic meth mouths, neighborhoods with low crime rates, beef jerky that doesn't give you constipation, a lifetime pass to Six Flags, mudwrestling coverage on ESPN, a ban on all Mexicans in general, larger Jimmy Dean sausages....
So you dipshits really are mentally 7 years old.
Jimmy Dean sausages are no laughing matter, SolRo.
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