Jesus christ the singing...I genuinely don't understand why anyone thought this would be a good idea, excluding due to being coked up out of their minds?
I assume the pointy nose is a prosthesis. He looks like the Penguin. He's a pretty good singer, though. All those years of Julliard really paid off.
The real talent is the young professional couple, desperately trying to figure out how to realistically react to the baby merchant's musical number. It would be great if the couple were actually cops, and they got the whole thing on tape. They could play it back in court, and everyone would be getting down!