Fart.

Double fart.

shut up nerd

JHM's spank material is a sea of nerdy young women bla bla blaing at the camera

My spank material is PORN. Did you guys know they have PORN on the internet now?

JHM, of course we know there's porn on the internet. You clearly posted some here.

when you put the kind of content he submits here in context with all the creepy Boxxy shit *and* the fact that he's a single white male loser shut-in in his 50s, it's impossible to avoid the conclusion that JHM's hard drive would not pass law enforcement scrutiny

@crackersmack

Fart.

Well, I guess I can't argue with science...

JHM, keep-on posting in the free world!

Always question science. The heretics of today are tomorrows visionaries. Who wants to be the nominal human?

when you put the kind of content he submits here in context with all the creepy Boxxy shit *and* the fact that he's a single white male loser shut-in in his 50s, it's impossible to avoid the conclusion that JHM's hard drive would not pass law enforcement scrutiny


..."the fact that"

I'm 65. I'm basically a widower. I was with one woman for 25 years. I go outside, plenty.

I suppose I am a loser, but owning your ass every time we meet in here always takes the sting out of it, for a while, anyway.

>>>Always question science. The heretics of today are tomorrows visionaries. Who wants to be the nominal human?

I was being ironic, and I hope you were, too. I was talking about Crackersmack, so you should assume a subtext of "I am mocking an obvious buffoon, and his obvious balloon juice." There's never (hardly ever) a reason to mention Crackersmack, other than to mock him, just as there's no reason for Crackersmack to be here, unless he enjoys being mocked. He DoES know he's being mocked, right?

I hope he's just messing with us, because the idea that he believes what he says is just unbelievably sad, and I'm a bad person for mocking him.

HOWEVER when someone takes a bunch of obviously made up facts, and cites a conclusion that his made up facts lead to a conclusion that is "impossible to avoid', the temptation is there.

"Creepy Boxxy shit" refers to Catie Wayne, a teenage girl who made some videos for friends in the early days of YouTube, became a meme on 4 chan, was voted Queen of /b, and had her life ruined by horrible incels, and so she dissappeared.

This was all in the past, when I found her video on this site. It wss the first time I had ever tried the "random" button. She was undeniably cute, but also super annoying . You can still find my initial reaction on this site, about how I lasted 1 minute 21 seconds.

When I found out how deeply sad it was, I became obsessed. I know that no one will believe me when I tell them I never masturbated to her videos. I mean, who WOULDNT masturbate to the video of The High SCHOOL girl whose Life Had Been Ruined for the lols? It's just so HOT!

Will you believe me if I tell I you cried? Will you believe me if I tell you I cried A LOT? Okay, never mind.

Anyway, she came back a couple of years later as a young adult,

and she turned out to be incredibly intelligent and brave. She copyrighted her videos, and reclaimed her image. A prominent Boxxy fansite became a Catie Wayne hate site, including violent rape "fanfiction", and photoshoppong her image into bukake porn. If it got to her, she never let anyone see.

There were some aspects of my Fandom that were creepy, but not in the way everybody thinks. The deadly sin that nearly undid wasn't lust, it was envy. Once, it was a Sunday Night, Catie followed me on Twitter, and then unfollwed me maybe an hour later. I recovered, but not right away.

She became a popular you tuber, and eventually a talented voice actor for the Disney Channel. I know of many youtube,



To a layperson, questioning science means questioning the predigested packaged science in morning shows, buzzfeed articles, TED talks, and cable news. There's a John Oliver video on Scientific Studies on YouTube. I can't link to it because it's age restricted, and I was permanently banned from YouTube in 2021.


No one is going to read a comment on a two year old video so I'm not going to proofread

John have you ever tried weed edibles?

Have I "tried" them?

(Facepalm)

As Boxxy fan for life, I'm pretty ecstatic that "Miranda Sings" bitch finally got hers!

you need like 60mg

Lightweight.

This is my eleventh year of being of being Boxxyshamed.

I get it. Naturally, a perverse sexual attraction is the first thought to pop into your head. I make the same connection with other people who are just like me.

*I'm sort of used to it by now.

"You're not very clever for coming up with it.

"Still waiting for that SECOND thought,to pop into your head.

ok you need more like 200mg

I stumbled into a bunch of her videos last week. I think she's pretty funny, she's pretty funny, but after watching several, she lacks the scholarship of Lindsay, Natalie, or H Bomb, for example, so I'm probably not inclined to submit her stuff in the future without special circumstances. (Super Seducer definitely counts as special circumstances! )

I've forgotten everything I ever knew about this video. Like those two seasons of "Californication" I think I may have watched (I want to say its about a novelist?) it just didn't stick to my brain.