I was just going to write that some of those WWE stars are just too big not to be on the juice, but then I went and looked at the pictures of current wrestlers and they're all much smaller than the folks from ages ago who I associate with WWE... except maybe Crews and Lashley. Those dudes are big. But I also don't know enough about "natural" weight training, so both Crews and Lashley could be just legit big dudes.

I still think if WWE was serious about doping they'd use a USADA protocol. But then again its more entertainment-sport than sport-entertainment, so it's probably not warranted.

And "I've never failed a test" is literally the most common thing juicers say, next to bluffing "fly me out there bro, I'll pee in a cup"

I for one support the idea of roided-out gorillas. If there’s one venue that steroids should be ok, it’s the performance theater of pro-wrestling.

Also, they all have families, they will be fine...