Note to Self:
Tigers can NOT be warded off with bamboo sticks, no matter how well you can throw them.
Get sawed off shotgun instead.
OK, so an enormous orange cat can sneak invisibly through grass. Goddamn it, Nature. I'm never leaving the house again.
I swear that cat's claws are and INCH from that guys balls right at the end
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Yeah, way better note to self: Don't go to a place where a tiger will jump on top of an elephant to kill you.
|Frank Rizzo |
I think I can read that elephants mind. "................................................................. ................................... HO SHIT WTF NOT COOL!!!!!"
IM A COMEDY GENUIS!!!
I have *always* wanted to know how this turned out. Kinda hard not to cheer for the tiger.
Also, I am going to start mowing my lawn daily from now on.
This is what the word BADASS was originially coined for.
Now I'm gonna get a tattoo of a Tiger biting an elephant skull on my back, and some shitty Quicksilver logo next to it.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
It's funny because the elephant's name was actually Calvin.
Never get out of the boat.
|HURF BLURF DUH |
Even after the tiger appears, part of you thinks "OK the dude's up on the neck of an elephant, he's still in pretty good shape" and then the tiger goes all 48" vertical on him and suddenly there's a paw the size of a dinner plate with 5 switchblade knives sticking out of it going straight for his junk. That's not cool at all.
What the fuck!?!?! Do tigers even attack elephants??
I for one welcome our new feline yadda yadda yadda....
Fucking land shark. Awesome.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I'm... Pretty sure the tiger killed that guy. It looks like the video cut off right before tiger jaws clamped around that guy's arm.
Story goes that 2 seconds after this cuts off, the tiger bit off half the guy's hand. He and the tiger fell to the ground, at which point the elephant held the tiger under it's foot for a minute or two, after which the tiger got loose and ran away after the party tried and failed to shoot it with tranq darts.
The man is recovering but may loose his arm below the elbow to infection.
he didn't fall off the elephant, you can see him at the end. i'm down voting just for that! kidding.
my mistake, i thought this was the other clip of this, where you can see the guy is still on the elephant.
|Jeff Fries |
Within three seconds we go from "Oh wow they're not all extinct" to "THE STICKS THEY DO NOTHING"
|Pie Boy |
The second half of this video is one prolonged "OH SHIIIIIIII--".
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