Judging from my family's experience: preach, marry an heiress, get a side gig driving tour buses, become a teacher, and we've got one who's still living the dream, with a staff gig and getting commissions on the side. But he's still in his 20s.
Watching this, I'm glad the Beach Boys' deal with Hanna-Barbera didn't amount to much - not that BB would have embraced the porn fursona market right away, but maybe Mike Love could have dabbled in m-shifting or whatever.