What? I assumed they were really old rancid eggs specially aged for this purpose.

Chickens are dying off everywhere and you let eggs rot?

bBecause you want to throw a tantrum against other people who want to throw a tantrum?

Restaurants and supermarkets regularly throw out tonnes of food, it would be easy to grab some eggs from a dumpster and let them age for a bit. Throwing them at these idiots I'm sure has some therapeutic value and no sentient beings are harmed.

The cardboard ones I mean. Not the styrofoam ones because facilities for those aren't necessarily available.

Did you earn 50 cents today?

The fact that you seem to genuinely believe that me regurgitating opinions I got from listening to Chapo Trap House on a dying website with 15 users that I've been on since 2006 is part of some sort of global communist conspiracy really really genuinely amuses me and I want to thank you for that.

My wife is on the fence about Mr. Long due to his increasingly autocratic tendencies, and I can't blame her for wariness; that's a valid criticism of the Kingfish. But as for me, I fucking love that guy.

I think even rednecks/anti-vaxxer/flat earthers can recognize that that would be inappropriate escalation and it would look very bad for the whole group

Oh yeah, that group is a bastion of rational thought.

More power to them if they don't..a backlash is always good

Они не платят в долларах, они платят нам в рублях.

These yolkels may come off as cracked but they're hard boiled into a mindset where these kind of actions only eggsasperate the situation. This won't be over easy.