I grew up near a truck graveyard with one of these in it. I had a whole fantasy that it was a discarded space shuttle nose. Thank you for clarifying what this is for.

that D looks like an O, five the Ouchman

If you don't put a flared base on that thing you are going to lose it during your love play.

is "Tree Rape" a suitable tag?

Impressive tree-moving engineering machine, but I fail to see how cutting that poor tree's roots off helped it.