Your Jokerfication is coming along well.

Needs ‘the politest society’ tag

You've just admitted that you go to the Publix deli and don't get the fried chicken.

Explain.

the fried chicken is only good if you eat it right away, but if I buy a full-size sub on the way to work it keeps great in the refrigerator and is lunch for two days

Ok I actually lol'd because this is the truest statement ever. Your southern cred card has no expiration date.

The Georgia self-defense law gives you the right to stand your ground and use reasonable force to defend yourself or others, even if you could have run away instead. This is true if you are approached on the street, in your car, or even in your own home.

Verbatim from Google 🤣

Clearly you’ve never murdered someone over ketchup.

If I had, I would have used a firearm, like any rational American. I'm not going to fuck with killing someone with a blunt object. What am I, French?

It's pretty easy to kill a person if you hit them in the head.

It's possible, but it can't be that easy. And it gets harder when you have two people to take out, and they 're both in their 20s. And then it gets even harder.
When the Binghamton Shooting happened in 2009, about two blocks from me, people on Facebook were talking about how, if he couldn't have gotten those two assault rifles, Jiverly Wong could have killed those twelve people just as easily with a baseball bat.

Sorry, Karen, but the only way to kill 12 people with a baseball bat is if two of them help, and the other ten want to die.

Oh, and forget about taking your own life at the end of your killing spree. In the words of T'Challa in Captain America Civil War: the living are not yet finished with you.

Yeah, it just doesn’t cut the mustard.

>>> Nobody working a crappy service job deserves to die.

I've worked a lot of those jobs, and, sometimes, you wouldn't mind that much.

then you've never truly done the job John

I agree, it’s a real pickle.

I'm not sure I understand. What I meant is that sometimes you wouldn't mind dying.

Apologies John, I'd just gotten home from my first in-person work party blitzed and thought you said you wouldn't mind *me* dying and then I wrote whatever the fuck that was. My keyboard needs one of those breathalyzer locks.

Obviously, I understand.

Lol look what you've done Purp Cat

Loool!!! I am an agent of chaos!!!!