I remember there was this guy named Jarred that I knew who was obsessed with this song when I was about 11. He played it over and over and over again. He put on sunglasses and would flash his scrawny, pasty body all over his lawn. Me and John would just stare at him. I think actually he was trying to tell us he was gay. I also remember thinking that when he said "Jimmy Dean" he was referring to the smoked sausages, which makes me associate this song with Jarred >> Coreys >> Closet Gay >> Sausage. Anyway, that's the end of my story. I am going to go outside now.
Modern Angel James Dean was actually descended from the founder of the Sausage Makers' Guild of Vienna in the 14th century. True story
KnowFuture MICHAEL DAMIAN IS IN LOVE WITH ME MOM AND HE'S GONNA TAKE ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!