Unmerciful Crushing Force 
-1 for Bubsy 3D being just so painful to look at. +500 for discovering that Ulilillia is on youtube, +Shitloads more for his awesome commentary.
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thebaronsdoctor
Ulilillia is one of the few exhibits that makes me genuinely happy
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failure
fogged out, man
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ztc
Someone give Ulillillia his own show, mmmkay
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Hugo Gorilla
So much talking and detail from so much nothing.
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gotterdamm
I swear to god, I went to the Youtube page because I thought this was someone doing a bad Ulillillia impersonation. Holy shit.
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mr666
Good god that game looks bad. It looks like a pre-beta before the textures are mapped on the playfield.
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manfred
Ulillillia should focus his attention on something a bit more complex like Nethack or Dwarf Fortress.. Imagine the possibilities!
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StanleyPain
He sounds like a video game retarded William S. Burroughs.
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Pandatronic
Attention Internet: This is what real Asperger's looks like.
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FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
According to my calculations: I LOVE YOU, ULILLILLIA!
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Knuckles
At first it doesn't seem like you can get up there but now that you know this trick let's try getting up there
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fluffy
Is this Lucky from King Of The Hill?
Also: What the hell kind of height unit is UJ?
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Portaxx
Ulillillia, you're my favorite p-word
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Mayberry Pancakes
Seven thousand stars for Ulillillia sounding *exactly* like I imagined.
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Cap'n Profan!ty
oh my fucking god. someone has to be fucking with us. he cannot possibly be this hysterically perfect to form.
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jrr
Every time I hate PoETV for being full of preachy, pompous political douchebags, things like this remind me of why it ultimately remains worth a wonderful daily visit, presenting the ultimate in defective people.
BTW, Ulillillia PoE forum here:
http://www.portalofevil.com/single.php?poeurlid=000017090
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bugzapperjesus Now I understand.
I guess my rating of the U-man has improved somewhat. :)
Thanks for the link, jrr.
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bugzapperjesus
What fresh hell have I stumbled upon?
His words are like children's fingers clawing into my brain.
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eatenmyeyes
Subscribed to channel.
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Hooper_X
Anyone who downvotes this COMPLETELY FAILS TO COMPREHEND THE PURPOSE OF POETV.
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revdrew
He should have his own Gamepro-esque show on G4.
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Honest Abe
how powerful is ulillillia? he just made me watch over 8 minutes of doing nothing in the worst game ever made.
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Repomancer
ALL HAIL THE U-DOGG!
His website: http://www.ulillillia.us/mainindex.shtml
If you prowl around the early posts in his PoE forum (linked by jrr, above) commentary from the man himself can be found.
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Stopheles
It's so very very nice to see that he's on Youtube.
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Aubrey McFate
YESYESYESYESYES.
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futurebot
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME MOUNTAIN CLIM'IN'?
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Camonk
Ulillillia, as Don McLean said about Vincent van Gogh--the world was never meant for one as beautiful as you. And that's not sarcastic; you are wonderful.
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Kumquatxop
can you imagine being one of the developers of this game and watching this?
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FABIO2
I used to wonder why everyone raved about Super Mario 64 back in the day. Watching this game made me understand.
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SharoKham
LOOK AT ME, ULILILIA! IT'S ALL FOR YOU!
crash,snap
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KnowFuture
Gotta hand it to Ullillillia---he's taken a godawful sucky game and made it actually look fun.
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Namor
When I read the description I assumed he spent 500 hours on one level because he sucked terribly. Turns out he's just autistic.
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Testicles of Doom
"2V. That's the highest you can get."
WHAT?!
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B_Ko
No sir, i have never wondered that.
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Quad9Damage
How do you do this!? How do you draw a NINE MINUTE lecture out of Bubsy goddamn 3D!? HOW!?
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j lzrd / swift idiot And, as has been said by previous comments, how do you speak in such a tone of voice as to make people actually watch all nine minutes of it, without being aware of the actual objective passing of time?
I would love to meet Ulillillia, because I wouldn't ask any questions, wouldn't start any conversations, nothing like that, unless first asked to do so. I would simply bring a spiral notebook and pencil, a tape recorder, and just absorb his wisdom. College professors ENVY Ulillillia's rapture-enabling voice.
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Pie Boy
i find myself compelled to search for the fabled area with the height of sa.
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Keefu
Like the song of a Siren, Ulillillia's voice hypnotizes.
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FMonk
I just want to hang out with him and play videogames all day. It would be magical.
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bopeton
My favourite part of this is the sex scene halfway through.
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Dr. Venkman
bubsy is to videogaming what poochy was to itchy and scratchy, so naturally five stars.
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APE_GOD
This guy sounds like post-puberty Butters.
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Squeamish
Someone team this man up with Stephen Hawking.
We could unlock the mysteries of the universe within MINUTES
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Maru
What a goddamn nightmare.
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Riskbreaker
"exciting, isn't it?"
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