Someone needs to buy that dog a ball.

So much emotion... Such little brains to contain it.

-1 for the horrible scratching sound of nails vs rock.

OPEN THE ROCK
INSIDE THERE IS FOOD

NO CROQUET
NO CROQUET

ROCK ROCK ROCK

A the very end, a brief moment of perfect clarity wherein the dog realizes: what the fuck.

+5 for confirming what i'd always suspected: a dog can be outsmarted by a rock

an exceptional rock, i grant you

In the middle when he's just sitting there, he's exhausted and he's just thinking, man what was I doing? Then he remembers and that rock is gonna get fucked up.

It is the spirit of the stone.

-1 because the camerawork makes me motion sick

Distracted by plastic. nom nom nom nom. ROCK!

Doggie itinerary:
1. Attack rock because it is rock
2. Intimidate wooden ball hitter
3. Sniff things
4. Sleepy!

Rock on.

DOG!
ROCK!
HALLELUJAH!

I bet more brain parasites are somehow involved in this.

That must be a strong dog.

I saw this same kind of thing on TV Nation once. They wound up giving the dog Prozac.

MY ROCK, MALLET! YOU STAY AWAY!

If it weren't for the fact that they look completely diffrent I'd have thought it was my dog.

Only she wouldn't be playing with the rock out of stupidity. She'd be doing it to get back at me, "HELLO I AM DOG PLAY WITH ME. NONONO PLAY WITH ME! PLAAAY!! PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY! FUCK YOU I WILL PLAY WITH ROCK YOU WILL WAKE UP WITH ROCK ON FACE WHAT IS THIS 'WORK' SHIT COME BACK PLAY WITH ME NOW. PLAY!".

GODDAMN IT HOW DO I OPEN THIS THING

NO YOU IDIOT A MALLET ISN'T GOING TO WORK

In reterospect, this is one of the best titled videos.

thank god dogs can't talk. can you imagine the insane shit this thing would be spitting out at you all day long? worse than an alcoholic retard.

Rock! Wake up and play with meeee!

Pet. Rock.