Dude, I met a woman earlier this year who believed in the healing power of jade. She said I should rub it all over my body. People will believe anything. This man is going to be rich because I believe China will do this for him.
I wish they'd stop telling me how much these people have spent to make their crappy inventions. It would make them less depressing if I know these people have blown their retirements and kids' college funds and all. Still, this guy's always got the internet.