"I think what my father finds really difficult about my relationship with Shi-Chan is that she's not alive."

"She just lies there, they're very static, they just don't react at all. But if you don't mind that, they're good fun."

So much sad. Such great monsterous piles of sad. Thank god for RealDolls, so these guys don't feel the need to harass real people (or end up in the cemetary with a shovel).

Wow, this is too sad to be funny.

"I currently am living with my parents"


oh there's a shocker

Let's see. Black Goth is obviously gay, but I'm sure he could find a nice boyfriend if he grew up a bit and dropped the whole goth thing. Or not- there are probably plenty of gay goth guys who'd dig androgynous Negroes who still live with their parents, so what the hell dude? British Man is a wrinkly infant, but if he stuck most of his toys in the attic and made a pointed effort not to whine, or even talk, I'm sure there's a desperate old British bag who'd be willing to bonk him. Texas Man seems comparatively normal and articulate, I guess that's just how you end up if you try to be open-minded in Texas. Mr Fix-It, I guess it's slightly better than my job, but Jesus Christ. And Virginia Man? Well, at least he's not turned into a serial killer. I hope.

"Then we could ahl turn t' dust togetha... that'd be pretty nice..."

These guys will be considered pioneers to a future where 'dolls' have self-awareness and equal legal status with human beings.